Me
I love myself, my music, my life, my friends, my family. I love lots of things and I love to laugh.
June 12th
3:58 PM
Via

daftidiot:

mistress—maryam:

c-c-cactus:

He must be protected at all costs.

This is what a true religious leader is.

3:53 PM
Nailed it.

Nailed it.

May 9th
12:46 AM
Via

unamusedsloth:

The cutest burritos you will ever see.

Put a pig in a shell call it bacon wrap.

^^^ is what ever lonely fat girl says.

^^^ is what ever lonely fat girl says.

timothydelaghetto:

pussylipgloss:

 

Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites! 


LOL BOOTYHOLE BLASTER

LMFAO

timothydelaghetto:

pussylipgloss:

 

Taco Bells new Booty Hole Blaster doesnt digest in your stomach, it ignites! 

LOL BOOTYHOLE BLASTER

LMFAO

onlylolgifs:

Coming home from class


Last day of school*

onlylolgifs:

Coming home from class

Last day of school*

whitewinter-hymnal:

serenitypatrol:

rad-kiss:

this is the best thing ever. when he knows everything about you - your naked body, naked soul - and still loves you more than anyone else.

I like the thought of someone trusting me with all of themselves.

i am in love with this picture


Plot twist: He hates her and shes overly attached. He just enjoys good sex.

whitewinter-hymnal:

serenitypatrol:

rad-kiss:

this is the best thing ever. when he knows everything about you - your naked body, naked soul - and still loves you more than anyone else.

I like the thought of someone trusting me with all of themselves.

i am in love with this picture

Plot twist: He hates her and shes overly attached. He just enjoys good sex.

"The black man never will get anybody’s respect until he first learns to respect his own women."
—  Malcolm X (via specialnights)

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

12:32 AM
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hipsterenglishteacher:

This is going in my class in a frame above my desk.

hipsterenglishteacher:

This is going in my class in a frame above my desk.

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

May 8th
11:47 PM
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nbaedits:

And last, my mom…

8:09 PM
Via

This looks gross as fuck

theinterstaterock:

ilovebho:

occupydarr:

Nick Offerman showing off his stash

RON FUCKING SWANSON LADIES & GENTLEMEN 

showing off his ‘stache

theinterstaterock:

ilovebho:

occupydarr:

Nick Offerman showing off his stash

RON FUCKING SWANSON LADIES & GENTLEMEN 

showing off his ‘stache